What?! No. Seriously, what?!! August 31, 2006
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6:58 – Wake up. Look at watch. Roll over and pretend that I’m actually going to fall back asleep.
7:00 – Alarm goes off.
7:00:30 – Turn alarm off. Check ground for mice. Jump out of bed.
7:48 – Walk out door.
7:59 – Arrive Green Street Station.
8:03 – Get on train.
8:09 – Arrive Mass. Ave. Station.
8:09:25 – Arrive Mass Ave. CT1 bus stop. Take out book. Open book.
8:17 – Get on CT1 southbound.
8:17:15 – Re-open book. Read.
8:17:53 – Continue southbound. Ignore inane chatter. Continue reading.
8:18:14 – Chatter loudens. Ignore chatter. Turn page.
8:18:15 – Chatter loudens further. Look up. Observe people looking out window.
8:18:16 – Look out window. See bear. Look back at book.
8:18:16 – Look out window. See brown bear. Bus stops for light.
8:18:17 – Continue to look out window. Man in brown bear costume waves.
8:18:19 – Pinch self. Consider giving up caffeine. Man in bear costume moves to front of stopped bus.
8:18:22 – Man in bear costume dances. Attempts to elicit high-five from passing civilian. Bear moonwalks. Seems to attempt electric slide.
8:19:48 – Light green. Bus moving again. Look out window. Bear waving.
8:24 – Arrive Newton Pavilion, Boston Medical Center. Proceed to [Diet] Coke machine.
It’s moments like these which make me wonder if the world is trying to tell me something…
It’s telling you “Alden has escaped from Maine. Call the Coast Guard.”
You don’t want to record the inane chatter for postmodern uses?
It’s like something out of Donnie Darko…
Hmmm… Lisa, was there a large airplane engine in the gaping hole in front of your apartment?
More importantly, have you been hearing voices?
Despite the fact that this blog entry is doorknob-ankle-OLD, it might interest you to know that Beach’s latest blog from Mother Russia is somewhat related.